Yesterday, I posted the below on Twitter and expected a handful of interest from individuals so I can directly reach out to them. Alas! The responses were massive and there is no way I can possibly reach out to each and everyone.

Hence, this post is to give folks the much needed response and provide updates on next steps. If you are interested in the media internship kindly read the lines below and follow the instructions. Wish you the very best and stay excellent.

Vacancy: Media Intern

Job Location: You will work in Abuja, Nigeria so it is important that you live in Abuja. There are no accommodation perks.

Remuneration: 35,000NGN Stipend to be paid monthly.

Desired Individual:

  • You must know the difference between social media and new media.
  • You will vow not to disclose either your academic qualification or lack of it to us. Frankly speaking, we are not interested.
  • You are currently addicted to social media and you have no current or future plans to check into a rehabilitation center.
  • You should have a ready network of social media overlords that you can guilt trip to amplify the messages you share on social media account.
  • You will be honest enough to ignore this job advert if you do not know what the term overlord means.
  • Very Important: We insist that you pls dnt wrt lk dis.

Application is closed at this time.

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